Halal Humor

Amazing Answer to the rhetoric “God didn’t Guide...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:07:22 -0400

Amazing Answer to the rhetoric “God didn’t Guide me!”

Double Standards!

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:04:24 -0400

Double Standards!

When my Sister Borrowed a Hijab…FUNNY Wisam...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:43:33 -0400

When my Sister Borrowed a Hijab…FUNNY Wisam Sharieff…

Just Dua it!

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:42:45 -0400

Just Dua it!

Mean Boss Joke

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:42:19 -0400

The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”

Desi Husband…FUNNY Nouman Ali Khan…

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:41:26 -0400

Desi Husband…FUNNY Nouman Ali Khan…

When a Man asks for your number…

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:38:34 -0400

When a Man asks for your number…

The Execution Joke

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:37:57 -0400

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.
“Give me some good French wine and French bread,” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Next it was the Italian’s turn. Give me a big plate of pasta,” said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Now it was the Jew’s turn. “I want a big bowl of strawberries, ” said the Jew.
“Strawberries!!! They aren’t even in season!”
“So, I’ll wait…”

Nouman Ali Khan is the NEW TERRORIST…FUNNY Imam Siraj...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:37:02 -0400

Nouman Ali Khan is the NEW TERRORIST…FUNNY Imam Siraj Wahhaj…

Sheikh Google!

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:36:20 -0400

Sheikh Google!

Homework Joke

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:35:40 -0400

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

The Scale of Modesty…FUNNY Kamal El Mekki…

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:33:49 -0400

The Scale of Modesty…FUNNY Kamal El Mekki…

Hijabi Vs Non-Hijabi

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:32:54 -0400

Hijabi Vs Non-Hijabi

Seagull Joke

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:32:16 -0400

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

Do you know how much Girls Talk?…FUNNY Br. Nouman Ali...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:31:06 -0400

Do you know how much Girls Talk?…FUNNY Br. Nouman Ali Khan…

Sooo True!

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:30:17 -0400

Sooo True!

Get A Raise

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:29:00 -0400

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,

Manager

“Sheikh, They call me AK-47”…FUNNY Sh. Assim...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:26:59 -0400

“Sheikh, They call me AK-47”…FUNNY Sh. Assim Al Hakeem…

Imagine!

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:26:20 -0400

Imagine!

Teachers Gotta Be Smart

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:25:36 -0400

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire. That’s fine the teacher said much to the students relief. But there was an oral test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper. “Now for the first question, which tire was flat!”